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LEGAL DISCLAIMER: Before we can take your order, we need to make sure you're not a terrorist!!!!! Wouldn't that be funny, if a Terrorist tried to buy a THREATMETER!!!??!?! Then he would be seeing a prediction of what he was planning and plotting!!! Whoa!!!! How would that even work???? That's a question for the Philosophers and Scientists!!!! That's why we need to take some basic information from you before we can take your order (to make sure you're not a terrorist!!!)

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