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the current threat level on your chest, like a sign or a message, alerting your
communities and neighbors to the current Danger. What better way to kill Terror!
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Low Normally being low is sad and why we start drinking, but this low is good..... the low of a Terror free world. Will it ever happen? We don't know. Maybe the terrorists know. But not us. Kelly green shirt, "LOW" printed across chest. "THREATMETER.COM : WE PROFIT FROM YOUR FEAR" printed small across top back.
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Guarded We know to always use protection in having sex, but shouldn't we also use protection against Terror?????!! When America is guarded, shouldn't you be guarded two????? Now you can be. Don't wait!! Royal Blue shirt, "GUARDED" printed across front. "THREATMETER.COM : WE PROFIT FROM YOUR FEAR" printed small across top back.
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Elevated The Terrorists are plotting Terror. We don't know how, or when, or where, but we know theire plotting something, those rascals! Thank goodness The Government warns us, so we know when to be worried and when to not relax or take walks. Daisy shirt, "Elevated" printed across the front. "THREATMETER.COM : WE PROFIT FROM YOUR FEAR" printed small across top back.
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High Holy Shit!!! Things are getting bad!!! Terror is rampant like a rhino running! Stop the rhino!!!!!! Tangerine shirt, "High" printed across the chest. "THREATMETER.COM : WE PROFIT FROM YOUR FEAR" printed small across top back.
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Severe This is no laughing matter. Terror has won if Severe is ever implemented. This is a day when the Government has to make speeches and not argue. Let's hope you never have to wear this shirt, but it's good to have anyway, for peace of mind. Red shirt, "Severe" printed across the chest. "THREATMETER.COM : WE PROFIT FROM YOUR FEAR" printed small across top back.
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