THREATMETER.com : We Profit From Your Fear! - Elevated Shirt

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The answer is here on this page. Now YOU can wear the current threat level on your chest, like a sign or a message, alerting your communities and neighbors to the current Danger. What better way to kill Terror!

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Product Details - Elevated Shirt

Elevated
The Terrorists are plotting Terror. We don't know how, or when, or where, but we know theire plotting something, those rascals! Thank goodness The Government warns us, so we know when to be worried and when to not relax or take walks.

Daisy shirt, "Elevated" printed across the front. "THREATMETER.COM : WE PROFIT FROM YOUR FEAR" printed small across top back.

Price: $15.00

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